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[Kari]

A  blonde hurried  into the  emergency room late one night with the
tip of her finger shot off.

'However did this happen?' the emergency doctor asked her.

'I was trying to commit  suicide.' the blonde replied.

'What?' sputtered the  doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by
shooting your finger?'

'Duh!  Of course not!' the blonde  said. 'First I put the gun to my
chest, but then I thought no, I've just paid $6,000 for these  implants - I'm not
shooting myself in the chest!'

'So then what?' asked the  doctor.

'I put the gun in my mouth, but then I remembered I'd just paid
$3,000 to get my teeth  straightened - I wasn't going to shoot myself in the mouth either.'

'So then?' asked the amazed doctor.

'Well, I put the gun to my ear, but I realised it was going to make a
hell of a noise, so I put  my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.'