Aihe: Some Reasons Why Harleys Are Better Than Women

[Kari]

Tässä on netistä löydetty inspiroiva lista, josta on hyvä jatkaa perusteluja - millä kielellä lystää! 

* Harleys only need their fluids changed every 2,000 miles.
* Harleys curves never sag.
* Harleys last longer.
* Harleys don't get pregnant.
* You can ride a Harley any time of the month.
* Harleys don't have parents.
* Harleys don't whine unless something is really wrong.
* You can kick your Harley to wake it up.
* If your Harley makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
* You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Harley when the old one is REALLY WORN.
* If your Harley smokes, you can do something about it.
* Harleys don't care about how many other Harleys you have ridden.
* When riding, you and your Harley both arrive at the same time.
* Harleys don't care about how many other Harleys you have.
* Harleys don't mind if you look at other Harleys, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.
* New Harleys must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them, you don't get them.
* If your Harley goes flat, you can fix it.
* If your Harley is too loose, you can tighten it.
* If your Harley is too soft, you can get different shocks.
* If your Harley is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.
* You can have a beer while riding your Harley.
* You can have a black Harley and show it to your parents.
* You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Harley.
* You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Harley.
* You don't have to convince your Harley that you're a cyclist and that you think that Harleys are equals.
* If you say bad things to your Harley, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again.
* You can ride a Harley as long as you want and it won't get sore.
* Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Harley after you dump it.
* Harleys always feel like going for a ride.
* Harleys don't insult you if you're a bad rider.
* Your Harley never wants a night out alone with the other Harleys.
* Harleys don't care if you are late.
* You don't have to take a shower before riding your Harley.
* It's always OK to use tie downs on your Harley.
* If your Harley doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
* You can't get diseases from a Harley you don't know very well.
* If you get rid of your Harley it doesn't get to keep half of your stuff.
* If you leave town you don't have to worry if your Harley is letting somebody else ride it.
* You can trade your Harley in for a newer model without paying alimony
* Your Harley doesn't mind if you play with it in public.
* Your Harley has an off switch.
* You can totally ignore your Harley as long as you want.
* Your Harley won't get offended if you suggest bigger, aftermarket headlights.
* You know exactly how much your Harley is going to take out of your checking account each month.
* Your Harley doesn't expect foreplay.
* Your Harley doesn't want to snuggle after a ride.
* People envy your Harley more the older it gets.
* You can get your Harley hot and ready with 2 minutes of sitting on your butt.
* Your Harley doesn't mind waiting outside while you go into a strip club.
* If you don't want your Harley anymore, it's not illegal to sell it.
* You can Bore & Stroke it in public & no one cares!
* Harley's don't mind having two riders at the same time.
* You can sit, sipping on a cool J.D. & stare at your Harley for hours & it won't ask you any stupid questions
* You can call yer Harley anything in the book and still get to ride it after its all fired up!
* If you take care of your Harley, it will never get to old for you to ride it.
* You can call your Harley a hog and it wont get pissed.
* You don't have to give your Harley a ring in order to get a ride!  YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO TELL IT YOU LOVE IT!
* You can always tell if your Harley is turned on or not.
* It's ok to store disassembled pieces of your Harley in your basement.
* You and a friend can ride a Harley at the same time (in public even) and it won't get mad if the pics end up on the internet!
* Your Harley doesn't mind living in the garage.
Valinnanvaikeuksia....? 

[Kari]

Aikani kuluksi pistin soveltaen edellisistä suomentaen ja muutamia omiakin perusteluja, miksi Harrikka on parempi kuin vaimo  ..jatkakaahan listaa kun tulee perusteluja mieleen 

* Harrikka ei tarvitse öljynvaihtoa joka kuukausi
* Harrikan öljynvaihto ei kestä päivätolkulla
* Harrikka ei tule "paksuksi"
* Harrikkaa voit ajaa kuukauden jokaisena päivänä
* Harrikan voi herättää potkaisemalla käyntiin
* Jos Harrikassa on liian kova ääni, voit laittaa siihen vaimentimen
* Harrikat ei välitä vaikka välillä testailet muitakin Harrikoita
* Harrikat ei välitä, vaikka omistat myös muita Harrikoita
* Harrikoita ei haittaa, vaikka luet HD-lehtiä
* Kun Harrikan pytty väljenee, voit vaihtaa siihen tiukemman
* Harrikka kestää kauemmin
* Sinulla voi olla musta Harrikka ja voit näyttää sen vanhemmillesi
* Jos olet sanonut Harrikalle pahasti, niin saat kuitenkin ajaa sillä ilman anteeksipyyntöä
* Harrikat ei välitä, vaikka joskus myöhästyt
* Jos Harrikkasi ei näytä hyvältä, voit purkaa sen osiksi ja rakentaa uudestaan
* Harrikalta ei saa outoja tauteja
* Jos olet ollut reissussa, eivät taudit tartu Harrikkaasi
* Jos luovut Harrikasta, se ei vie puolta omaisuudestasi mukanaan
* Voit vaihtaa Harrikkan kohtuuhinnalla uudempaan
* Harrikkaa ei haittaa, vaikka rassaat sitä julkisesti
* Harrikan voi sammuttaa milloin tahansa
* Voit unohtaa Harrikkasi niin pitkäksi ajaksi kuin haluat
* Harrikka ei vonkaa esileikkiä
* Harrikan kanssa ei tarvitse läperrellä ajon jälkeen
* Mitän vanhempi Harrikka, sitä enemmän se kiinnostaa
* Harrikka ei välitä, vaikka jätät sen stripparibaarin eteen parkkiin ja painut sisälle
* Jos et enää tarvitse Harrikkaasi, niin voit myydä sen kenelle tahansa
* Harrikalle ei tarvitse ostaa sormusta päästäkseen ajamaan
* Harrikalla ei ole anoppia
* Voit ajaa Harrikalla julkisesti, eikä kuvien ilmestyminen nettiin haittaa yhtään
* Harrikka ei ota nokkiinsa, vaikka sitä pitää yöt autotallissa

Jatkakaa listaa, mielikuvitus laulamaan! 

[FatBoyHarri]

HONDA-mieskö pelimies?

SE PASKAT HARRIKKAMIEHISTÄ VÄLITTÄÄ!!!!

[Kari]

  huh, toi kyllä menee jo pikkusen pyhäinhäväistyksen puolelle, mutta HD-miehillä on sen verran hyvä itsetunto ja huumorintaju, että tuollaisetkin menee seulasta läpi - ainakin kuvissa  ...onks toi kuva jonkin HD-miehen entisen vaimon ottama tai editoima?

[Betty Boop]

Hummm!!!  Where are they going to stick their love handle? .......in their Hog's muffler??

No, no, no ... the reasons are not convincing enough.

[Ivanka]

GULP...nainen