Kirjoittaja Aihe: Arthur and God  (Luettu 1145 kertaa)

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Arthur and God
« : Syyskuu 01, 2006, 13:36:45 »
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.
 
At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven."
 
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God."
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
 
God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who
invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle?"
 
Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me...."
 
God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's
pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?"
 
Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?"
 
God said, " Ah, yes."
 
"Well ," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some
major design flaws in your invention:
 
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion
 
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds
 
3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble too much
 
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust
 
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!
 
"Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."
 
God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The
computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
 
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours.

 
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and proclaiming loudly----WOW----What a ride!"

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Re: Arthur and God
« Vastaus #1 : Syyskuu 01, 2006, 13:51:10 »
Statistics is the art of never having to say you're wrong... ;)
"Never argue with an idiot, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference"
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Vs: Arthur and God
« Vastaus #2 : Syyskuu 02, 2006, 14:31:26 »
Taytyy myontaa etta on tullut ajeltua molemmilla malleilla ja niistakin useilla versioilla ja hauskaa on ollut!
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and proclaiming loudly----WOW----What a ride!"